weatherisms.

tomorrow is may.
therefore someone explain to me why it is only mid 60s outside?
wheres the spring weather i so desperately crave?
i managed to survive the winter...
where it snowed and snained and all sorts of terrible things.
now i crave warm weather.
or at least the sort of weather in which i am not required to wear a hoodie.
that would be a wonderous thing.
i shall not hold my breath.

im tired of the flying pig flu.
im sure its terrible. sure. its a pandemic.
the slowest moving pandemic known to man, but thats ok.
i'd simply like to watch news which was actually news instead of a rehash of the things ive heard yesterday restated in such a way to make it sound new and intriguing.
im sorry, but you cant fool me.
'1 new care of swine flu' translates to 'this is the same case we were talking about yesterday.'
its the flu.
O.o scary.
shut up.

there are workers outside my window. digging up the dirt to put in some sod.
which would be wonderful if they could stop trying to peak into my windows.
sure i understand english is not their first language.
sure i understand most of them cant speak a wit of english...but its never ok to blatantly stare into someones windows.
needless to say i closed my blinds...blocking out all the errant rays of sunshine attempting to waft in...lighting the small black hole i call my life.
i hope they leave soon.
its dark in here.

i despise the fact one of mah friends insists on calling her boyfriend a yankee.
i dun care if he was born in new york.
he didnt live there. ever.
he spent his entire bloody life in colorado.
he even has the slight colorado accent.
he's a westerner thru and thru
calling him a yankee is an insult to me...an actual yankee.
not that she cares.
she's inbred anyway.

i really should be doing something productive.